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The importance of size is a question that men have been asking for as long as there have been cucumbers and baby corn growing in the garden. Does penis size really matter?  For some women, size – especially penis girth – is very important for them in a satisfying sexual partner.  Luckily, scientists have found a simple way for women to see if a man they are interested in is packing some serious trouser meat without staring at their crotch.

It has now been determined that the ratio of a man's ring finger to index finger is an accurate predictor of how delightful and delectable the dick is. If the index finger is shorter than his ring finger, then he has sizable size. It all has to do with the amount of testosterone or estrogen that the male child is exposed to during pregnancy - the more testosterone the longer the ring finger, and proportionately, the penis. 

Anecdotally, it has also been noted that men with the long ring finger are tend to be more successful both in sports and academically. (Of course if that was the case then Ron Jeremy would be making hundreds of millions a year as a Pro Athlete instead of just being a porn star who is famous for his tool size). This likely means that the next fad in plastic surgery will be for guys to shorten their index fingers in a bid for increased intelligence.

So, now every woman has a quick and easy way to discreetly check out whether a man has some sizable junk in his pants without stealing glances at his shoe size or crotch bulge. (Both of which can be exaggerated, by the way – I know a guy who stuffs his shorts AND wears shoes two sizes too big for him). She can get all the information she really needs during a handshake. Easy!

Despite society’s focus on what a man is packing, there have been some recent men’s movements that try to reduce the fascination with penis size. These groups contend that it is not the man who should worry about their genitals, but women. After all, they contend, a man can do nothing about the size of his penis, but a woman CAN do something about the tightness of her vagina.

Women are encouraged to exercise their kegel muscles. Women who have just had a baby know all about the benefits of Kegels for re-strengthening their lady parts for things like preventing incontinence, but these men’s groups contend that all women could benefit from having a vice-like vagina.


Kegel Exercises for a Tighter Vagina!


On a side note, men can also strengthen their Kegels. In fact, there have been some men who, with a regiment of Kegel strengthening, can have ejaculation-free orgasms. Hello multiple orgasms for men! Equality now!


Kegel Exercises for stronger male orgasms!


Who knows! With future genetic enhancements, parents may be able to engineer a proboscis for their male heirs that resembles a third leg!



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