The Birds And The Bees

We humans are about the only species that worries about sex. We worry about sexual deviations. We worry about sex positions. We are literally obsessed with sex. All the other species on earth just deal with sex with about as much concern as they do their next meal. It is just something that has to be done. There was recently a news story about a man who had been married over fifty years, and never told his wife about his cross-dressing while she was out shopping. Fifty years and he still couldn’t tell her! We need to be more open with our lovers as to our sexual inclinations and kinks. It is part of what defines us as a person. It is like the color of your eyes or your height. You did not set out to be that way, so why be embarrassed about it. Life would be a lot simpler but a lot more mundane if we all liked the same things. Unemployment would also be rampant, because three quarters of the products on the market would no longer have consumers. Vive la difference!

If you have not revealed all of your sexual wants and needs to your partner, then take a look at the weird behaviors of some animals to realize that your needs are not so weird after all. Here are some weird things that other species do during sexual intercourse. If God is okay with them doing it, then he must certainly be okay with you doing it!


Macaque

Men have a secret penchant to see women naked. That is why strip clubs abound in every culture. One parallel in the animal world is the Japanese Macaque who will give gifts of fruit to females if they will show their naked butts to them! They are pretty possessive about it as well. They will attack other macaques who horn in on their action. Talk about having crazy monkey sex!

Honey Bees

There is no telling what might turn a guy on. Tattooing, piercing, torture devices trying to get a longer dick. Self abuse, being bitten, pulling, twisting and squeezing are common as well. Many guys are shy about this aspect of their sexuality and tend to go to a pro to have their fantasies satisfied. They should thank their lucky stars that they are not honey bees! When a drone copulates with the queen, his genitals literally explode and fall off. They then die shortly thereafter. It might be one hell of an orgasm, but they only get one!

Barnacle

Most lesser endowed guys have looked wistfully at the penis pump ads in the back pages of many men's magazines. The concept is that if you inflate the penis regularly, you will end up expanding it and be better endowed. But guys are worried that women will find it and wonder about them. Well, consider gentlemen, the barnacle. It inflates its junk up to fifty times the size of its entire body! And the females don’t mind at all!

Sea Hare

Some guys think about nothing else but being part of a threesome, foursome, or an even larger orgy. A lot of guys are worried that their partner won’t like the idea of not having a monogamous relationship, and so they stay silent about their desires. Mating sea hares on the other hand do not have any such inhibitions. They routinely engage in group mating rituals, forming chains so big that they often come back full circle!

Giraffes

With all the free porn sites out there, more and more men have been exposed to some really weird stuff like golden showers (people peeing on each other). How on earth would you bring this one up in conversation? As such, this is one kink that seldom gets addressed. Giraffes have taken golden showers to new heights. Males as usual in the animal world start sniffing out the female's parts. If she is ready to be mounted, she quite literally pees in his face. The male giraffe takes this all in stride, and thus encouraged, he gleefully mounts and pumps!


Long story short – talk to your partner and be honest about what you’re interested in. Maybe they’ve been interested in the same thing too, and you can both try it out together. Just remember to always be safe and have fun!


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