One of the best things about having sex with a new partner while dating is finding out all about their sexual kinks. The prim executive secretary in the office might like dressing up as nurse naughty. That shy new cute guy in the corner office may love sex on any convenient piece of furniture in the room. You just never know.
Take your new object of love out for a couple of drinks so that both of you are loosened up a bit. Pick your bar carefully so that you have to walk by a sex shop on the way back to your transportation. As you pass, ask if they have ever been inside one before. If not, then turn it into an adventure. Ask the clerk what everything is for. For someone who has never done anything before, then the old standbys of whipped cream and chocolate syrup are the easiest sell. More likely though, you will see them get into some of the stuff. Make sure you ask the clerk what items are for if you have never used them. Even if you do not buy anything, it was a way to pass some giddy time.
However, with the rising costs of just about everything in the world today, buying a bunch of sex toys can put a huge dent in a person’s bank account. As well, a huge dildo you think you’ll love when you’re at the sex shop might end up being a little “too much” once you get it back to the bedroom. And, as you can imagine, there are no returns at your local adult shop.
Well, have no fear – I have compiled some excellent replacements that will fulfill your sex toy needs at next to no cost. Have fun, but first, please check with your physician before trying these out.
Sex In The Office (Or Anywhere For That Matter)
If you are not getting enough through regular means, then try this. Set your phone on vibrate, and place it down the front of your drawers or panties. Now it is a simple matter to call your phone from another device. Hey, finally your will be able to enjoy telemarketers calling you all the time. Turn off your voice mail to maximize your pleasure! If you have two cell phones you can call yourself during meetings at work, thus keeping a pleasant smile on your face while others are nodding off. Who knows, you may even get a promotion for being so "attentive" and "upbeat".
Vigorous Veggie Vamping
Instead of spending a fortune on a dildo, find an inexpensive alternative. Go to the produce section of your local supermarket and pick an appropriate dildo substitute for pennies on the dollar. Just think, you can be standing beside your minister in the store, talking about last weeks sermon, and be selecting your next sex instrument right under his eyes. No more embarrassed skulking out of the sex shop anymore. What a plus! Bring it home, wash it really well, and slide a condom on it. Add a bit of lube and go for it! The best options are:
1) Cucumber – recommended for average sized vagina's – take the nubs off first though
2) Carrot – ideal for smaller ladies with tight pussies
3) Zucchini – if you enjoy activities like fisting, you would likely have to turn to the stalwart zucchini to give you pleasure.
4) Baking Potato – in reality, the zucchini is easier to hang on to
5) Sweet potato – these can have some interesting twists for your pleasure – select carefully for maximum entertainment.
6) Celery – no matter which end you use, this one will likely be disappointing. Of course now a full bunch might just substitute well if you cannot find an appropriately sized zucchini!
7) Watermelon – Holy Cow! You have to be kidding me! Right?
Once you have an item that works well, then it is safe to go to the adult store and buy a dildo of equal dimensions and perhaps contours. The nice part about veggie sex or veggie masturbation is that if it ends up that the veggie is the wrong size, you’ve only spent a couple of bucks to learn that.
Now you may get some interesting ideas as you browse by the deli department. Anything in the deli is just not recommended, no matter how natural it may look or feel.
Unique Ways To Stimulate an Orgasm in a Woman
A great many women cannot achieve an orgasm during sex unless it is accompanied by clitoral stimulation. That is why some devices worn by men (commonly called cock rings) have vibrators built into them. The give the guy a buzz, but the real benefit is to the woman who gets a clitoral buzz with every thrust. Lots of things in your daily life besides sex vibrators produce acceptable levels of vibration. All you have to do is to take advantage of them. Have you ever had sex on your washing machine? If not, you are in for a treat. Put the machine on spin cycle, and go to it. For an extra kick, do something to unbalance the machine (like throwing in a floor mat all by itself). You will never look at laundry chores in the same negative light again!.
Try putting her cell phone on vibrate, hold it next to her clitoris while having sex, and call her repeatedly. This is hot! With most phone plans, it is also very inexpensive, especially if she turns off her voice mail so it never picks up.. Put a condom over the phone to keep it dry!
If you live in California, sex during an earthquake might actually help you to look forward to those nuisances. Add some zest on your next train ride with some sexcapades. Most trains have some interesting vibrations, rocking and rolling when in motion. When all else fails, pull out the trusty cell phone again Roller coasters are a thought, but the complexity of pulling it off pretty much makes it a non-starter. Airplanes are at their best in rough weather, but the spoil sports in the cockpits always turn on the seat-belt signs. Of course, a blanket or two can give you enough privacy for a quickie. All you rednecks out there already now how amazing sex is in a pickup truck bed. Next time, try it while going over a washboard road. This takes at least one helper, or another couple so you can take turns in the bed of the truck. If doing it in the bed, I recommend a mattress, or at least a camp air mattress for more comfort.
Ya Hoo!!
If you want some other advice on sex and sexuality, check out these links:
Sex Advice for Men
Sex Advice for Women
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