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Dating sites are popping up more and more,why?because they can work for you.I know several people who have met there significant other on a dating site,so don't be afraid to jump into the water,you never know what you might catch.
Wednesday, November 14, 2012
Why We Need MILF Dating Sites
Never mentioned in polite company, the phrase MILF is now not only currently in vogue, but what many men desire. It seems everywhere you look you come across another MILF personals site with delicious, attractive horny housewives. Young men everywhere want to have sex with their buddies Moms and MILF’s often have similar desires of bedding their son's pals.
Things have clearly taken a turn for the better for the sexy MILF. Not only can you find them on, online dating sites but, they also have their own free MILF dating sites. Other online personals services and sites realize how appealing and sexy a MILF is and have designed a category just for the steamy and sultry woman, usually called a MILF.
It’s good to know that a woman who’s experienced more in life, is wanted and needed by men everywhere. Sadly, at one time, men were too shy to pursue more mature women, largely because Hollywood served up an image that made a sexy Momma nothing more than a house wife in an apron serving dinner.
I end this article confident that all woman can be sexy and desirable at any age, even if she has a family. Thankfully we have MILF dating sites, online personal sites and many other places young hot blooded men can go to find a sensuous, sultry MILF.
If you are looking for other sites than those specializing in MILF Dating, then these are the links for you:
Online Dating
Adult Dating
Senior Dating
Gay Personals
Dating Lesbian
Swinger
Dating Married
Top 10 Dating Sites
Top 100 Personals Sites
If this article has peaked your interest then visit the link below:
http://www.top100datingpersonals.com/MILFdating.php
Monday, October 29, 2012
What Lesbians Are Looking For
For a great deal of lesbians, finding a perfect partner can be as easy as going online to a lesbian dating website (or even some more general purpose online dating sites) and creating an informative profile that is interesting to others, and then just sit back and read the emails that will start to trickle in for the next few days. It can be that easy but you should also continue taking your own pro-active steps to meet someone. So spend some time reading other profiles online, because not only might you find some really interesting females to connect to, but you could also get some good ideas of things that you could have put in your profile or different ways of phrasing your profile to make it more interesting. If someone's wording or ideas caught your eye, then similar wording or ideas might help your profile catch someone else's eye. A great number of lesbians find themselves in groups of singles while they are doing things they enjoy, are at work, and attending social gatherings. Any special event that attracts you will also attract like minded individuals, so you should always be on the lookout for someone with interests compatible to yours.
A bad mistake that a lot of lesbians make when having their first relationship is moving too fast. Soon you might find yourself in bed next to a person that you barely know. Go out together for a while, take the time to explore what you have in common. You must have some common interests, values and plans for the future that will compliment each other. Share things with each other, if you get a new job, if a acquaintance has a baby, a wedding coming up, a commendation you might have gotten, be sure to involve your partner, you should not only think of them as your lover but also your best friend.
If you are at a family gathering or with friends and someone starts telling gay and lesbian jokes that are in bad taste and insulting to you and your partner, and you see your partner is upset by it, just get up and leave, tell them you came to enjoy yourselves not to listen to a lot of trash about how other people live their lives|One awkward situation would be to find yourselves at a social or family gathering and hear people dissing the gay and lesbian community at large. This will require you to make a stand and let people know that you will not tolerate statements of that nature. Insult them if you have to. Hopefully your family and friends understand your sexuality so you can then tell them that you are not at all happy about what was said, and if the attitude persists that you will have to find other people to hang out with. After all, who needs to go anywhere and be made to feel bad.
When it comes to your partner, make sure that you involve have them meet your family and friends as much as possible. It is important when you are trying to advance a relationship to involve your family and other friends as much as possible.
Lesbians are God's chosen people, especially when it comes to STD's like aids.. Women just totally understand how to please each other during sex. Gay men are similarly blessed, but the aids specter spoils the fun a lot. Pity the poor heterosexual couples where each party is not quite sure what makes the other either satisfied or happy.
Life is for living and enjoying, so live it to the fullest. Live, love and share your life with others, and surround yourself with friends and family who will be there for you in both good times and bad.
Remember that other people may not be comfortable with a lifestyle that they are confused about so ensure that you at least surround yourself with friends and family who have a positive attitude to both you, your sexuality, and your situation. Since you are lesbians, it would be best if you have understanding friends from the gay community at large. Open minded heterosexual friends are tough to find, so if you have a few, cherish them and nurture them.
One of the great secrets of the bible is that God created Adam and Eve, but then after thinking it through made Eve a woman to keep her happy.
If this article has peaked your interest than visit the link below:
http://www.top100datingpersonals.com/lesbiandating.php
Monday, October 8, 2012
Classy BBW Ladies are Back in Style
Most people have their own personal concept of what “sexy” is. The umbrella of “sexy” covers many ideals. As society has changed, so to have ideals, examples, and vision of what it is that defines sexy. Sex, for most of the twentieth century, was considered to be a topic that should not be discussed in polite company. The Victorian era made the discussion of sex a taboo. But coupled with the ascension of the film industry as an entertainment media for the masses a profound shift on society mores resulted. Big Screen sirens were usually more willowy than most other women for their time. It was driven by a simple enough reason; cameras add pounds, so stars have to be slimmer to look normal on screen. The frequent public exposure of these sex symbols gradually helped to shift the social view of sexy from voluptuous to thin.
When you look back in time, voluptuous women were considered to be most desirable. Men were attracted to larger women because they understood that they tended to be better child bearers and more nurturing. Even 50,000 years ago, figurines that have been unearthed have shown that larger women were considered to be mother figures and the embodiment of life. Their ideal of the embodiment of a fruitful and renewing life. In the play “Fiddler on the Roof”, which is a story about Russian peasant society at the turn of the twentieth century, one of the songs depicts a rich man's wife as having a “proper double chin”. It is recognition of the fact that throughout history, and in most societies today, except western culture, being large is considered a status symbol because it shows that you have plenty to eat and therefore must be a good provider.
Near the end of the twentieth century, North America has seen a lot of immigration from mid-east and far eastern cultures. The ideals of these cultures is helping to shift the norm of society back to a preference for larger families and a shift in the perception of larger women as being more desirable wives and mothers. The well endowed woman is back in fashion. Perhaps in a few more years, more heavy women will be seen as iconic sex symbols. Similar to Mae West in the 20's and 30's, you are starting to see fuller figured women enjoy a revival in Hollywood again.
Society is undergoing another shift so that skinny boy figures are less acceptable and voluptuous naturally endowed women are back in fashion. With plastic surgery, big boobs are back in style, even on skinny women. Young women are spending more and more money on double and triple push up bras. The result is a lot of disappointed men who date a skinny woman with large breasts only to find the mountains become mole hills when they have sex. Men are discovering that a more voluptuous woman will never let down their expectations. BBW women are now at the cusp of their renaissance!
Check out the following page if you are interested in finding full figured women:
Free Online BBW Dating Sites
Friday, September 21, 2012
Online Dating in A New Decade
Online Dating Survey Results:
Here is a summary of the results of a study about the online dating practices of urban dwellers. This was the culmination for interviewing just under 100 men and women about how they date online and what they look for in potential dates and partners. Online dating may not result in you finding the love of your life, but it may be an interesting diversion from all those hard to believe eHarmony.com and Match.com TV commercials that try to convince you about how lonely you are during late night movies.
Resulting Insights about Dating:
1) People who date online attempt to put the odds in their favor when trying to find their soul mate. As such, it is not uncommon for someone to join 5 or more different dating sites at the same time. On the same note, they are also more likely to date several people concurrently, trying to keep all of them on the string until they can make a final choice. Kind of like the online world's version of “The Bachelor” or “The Bachelorette”. In any event, you would want to play the field until you find someone that you really bond with. After all, in real life, you are probably meeting a friend of a friend, or at least have had some opportunity to watch them interact with other people at your favorite watering hole. That tends to prescreen the people that you would actually go out with before you make any sort of commitment to one-on-one dating. In actual fact, in most conventional dating scenes, you are actually doing some multi-tasking on the pre-screening front before you ever interact in the first place. Online dating sites cannot give you that same intuitive comfort before your first real interaction that you get in more conventional dating scenes, therefore, with online dating, the meet in person step tends to be more often a miss than a hit.
2) Online Dating is a visual media at best. If you do not post pictures or videos of yourself, especially in situations where you are having fun with others, you can expect little or no action. Ladies about having less than average looks. If you do a good job of portraying yourself in both words and pictures of someone who loves to have fun, you will get positive results. For both men and women, this is a marketing exercise – the key here is not to take a crappy looking big-nosed picture of yourself staring into your web-cam’s fish eye lens – everyone already knows that you stare at your computer a lot because you are on an online dating site in the first place. There is no need to supply a picture of you in such an unflattering pose. The key is to portray an image of you as a person who has fun interacting with other people, animals, children, sports events, etc. If you are a woman, just remember that men see and assume – most do not read much, they look and evaluate visually for the most part, so keep the words to a minimum. If you are a man – pay attention to the words as best you can – look for the “must not be” things that many women pre-qualify their profiles with, and do not annoy them if you are a “must not be” person. Women are generally strong communicators; hopefully having to read “likes long walks on the beach” for the umpteenth time will not make you lose your cookies. In any event, for both men and women, keep the brief and factual (within limits of course – this is marketing after all). If you are lucky, you will find a person with a really funny and offbeat sense of humor that meshes with your own sense of silliness. The anonymous chat and email services are there for your benefit and safety. Use them extensively before agreeing to meet in person for the first time. Do not try to give your life story in the profile. Your profile is a 15 second ad spot, not an biography of your life.
3) Men without strong advancement prospects, or God forbid, no jog at all will find it difficult making much headway on some specialty dating sites where people are focussed on success. In their heads, women are looking for winners, not losers. On the other hand, if you connect to a woman's soul, they will often overlook the fact that you are a bicycle courier, as long as you are able to show her that you have solid future prospects. By the way, keep information about your personal finances close. There are a lot of gold diggers out there!
4) Full figured women are actually not at the disadvantage that they often think they are. As long as you have it reasonably under control, many eligible guys are okay with a little padding around the middle. As long as you keep yourself in decent physical shape, you have an excellent chance of establishing a lasting relationship with a man. In any event, most women will post a profile of themselves at a younger and lighter age, and then proceed to lighten the age load a few years on top of that in their profile. Men will often lie about their income, but are usually quite truthful about their ages. Men are almost always athletic or average, and almost none admit to being overweight or obese.
5) There cannot be love in the online world, only attraction. To have love, you must have contact with the person. You either click, or you do not. It is the daily interactions and small interpersonal body language signals that are at the root of love. The average time between meeting on a dating site and meeting in person is about two to four weeks. You must be cautious on a dating site, but you cannot be overly cautious or you will fail. If you are attracted to someone, so are other people, and you have to compete for their attention. Putting off a face to face meet for too long will doom you to failure.
6) There is a bit of stigma associated with dating sites. The real problem with online personals sites is that they have had a reputation in the past for being the hangouts of losers and predators. Nothing is further from the truth. With this in the back of their minds, people sometimes avoid using dating sites so they will not be branded a loser, or looked at as a potential sexual preditor or something equally disgusting. The fact is that over 60 million people in North America have used online dating sites in the last few years, and there are just not that many losers and predators in North America. You are likely more at risk in conventional dating as you are with online dating. People are strangely closed mouthed about telling people that they met online, which leads many people who have never used a dating service to assume it is useless, or worse yet, just a scam. This tendency to be closed-mouthed is kind of silly because everyone knows that people who date to have met at some time, so why try to hide it.
7) Online dating sites are an extremely powerful social tool that brings people together who would never normally have ever met each other. The fact that everyone on the site is looking to meet someone for the purpose of dating, or establishing a long term relationship, it is incredibly easy to start up a conversation with someone that you have never met. You already have at least one subject in common – dating. Online dating is actually the best forum for people to meet when they are just too busy, too tied up, or just not inclined to be wandering around bar hopping or social clubs trying to meet people. Online dating is one of the most modern types of tools for people to use on the internet. It is where the cool guys hang out these days. People like you who are not afraid to try something fairly new, or not quite in the mainstream. The road to future happyness will still have a few nails, so you will likely still get your share of flat tires. No matter though, just keep on trucking.
If you are interested in online dating sites, then you might want to check out this resource page:
Online Dating
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Saturday, September 8, 2012
Don't Be Conned On Dating Sites
This is mostly of concern to people who are interacting with women from Russia, although many former eastern bloc European countries also fall into this category. Many of these situations apply to 'pen pal' type activities over snail-mail, but they still apply to the Internet.
Be very careful when seeking women or men for relationships or marriage on dating sites hosted in other country's or who's clientele is mainly from a country different than your own. Especially if the ad says seeking men or women in other country's for love and possible marriage. “HELLO”, if that doesn’t say looking for a sucker nothing does. Its been proven time and time again that a lot of these people use dating sites to get out of there native country, or as a vehicle to get into yours, because they would not normally qualify. For some reason or another they can't do it on their own and that's where you come in. I can't count all the stories I've heard or read of people who met someone online from another country brought them over, got them green cards or whatever they needed to stay in the country, then once they were there for enough time that they no longer had to fear being sent back, they were gone. Often leaving the original sponsoring person with a broken heart, big alimony payments and in some cases child support payments. In the mean time their former spouses were busily sponsoring their real lover from their own country.
One example of this is a man I know who immigrated to Jamaica. He had opened a store there and was making a life for himself. He hired an single woman to work in his store who happened to have several children. After dating and marrying her she began to pester him about going back to his country and how it would be a better place for the kids to grow up. Do you smell a con job? I do. Instead of standing his ground and staying put he applied to take them back home to live, once there she became pregnant, he got a job, was buying a home for them and paying for a vehicle. And after having two children with him on top of the three she had originally she threw him out. She got the house, car and all the furniture on top of that he had to pay alimony and child support for five children, the last time I saw him he was actually riding a bike, living in housing and had lost his job because of his lack of focus brought on by the separation. A high price to pay wouldn't you say.
Another example is a women I'll call Betty who met a man from Europe, brought him over, and married him. After a while she began to notice that her bank account was being drained. Well it turned out he was dipping into it and sending the money back home to his parents. Soon after that he started demanding that she dress like people from his country and only associate with the same. He got her to sponsor his family into the country. It was at this point that she realized that she had been taken and quickly pulled her sponsorship of him, filed for an annulment, and had him deported.
I'm not saying everyone out there are set to use you, but many are, otherwise they would be looking for someone in their own country instead of yours. I mean I know a guy who had a women contact him on face book and tell him she was in love with him. How could she be in love with him when all she did was look at his photo. One favourite con is to tell you early on that they are in love with you, like those are magic words or something. Its impossible for anyone to fall in love that fast with someone they have never met in person. They cannot know enough about you! That is your cue to block them and stop all co North America is one of the most beautiful places on earth and we have lots of good looking men and women looking for someone like you. There’s no need to look any further then you own back yard for someone special to share your life with. Just put yourself out there and get noticed. At least you will know they are not after a green card or sponsorship. The truth is that some of these dating sites don't care if you get conned as long as they make money. There are lots of dating and chat sites that you can join to meet men and women locally you don't need to get involved with over-seas sites.
The following are specific examples that have been cited in other publications:
She does not want you to visit her in her country, but insists on seeing you here instead. She will likely say that she already has a visa (student or otherwise). She cannot afford a ticket so asks you to send her the money to purchase one.
She may have a legitimate reason for wanting to see you here instead of there (and we hope the reason is not already having a husband at home or not even being a woman you think you are corresponding with) it is still something that should be raising flags with you. Never send the money, even if it looks like it might be cheaper for her to buy it at her end (also unlikely). Instead purchase a ticket that only you can refund.
She tells you she can come on a student visa You are inviting a lady friend to visit you in your home country, and she tells you that she needs money to get an exit visa to leave Russia.
This is one of classic scams used on men who don't have much international travel experience. Most countries do not charge for an exit visa, certainly that is not the case in European countries (even Russians do not need any exit visas to leave Russia anymore).
She tells you she can come on a student visa.
It may be entirely true, but first get more info on her visa and school and ensure the the school knows about her, and that your government actually has a record of such a visa.
She says that she can get a visa because she can claim to be your fiancee
She cannot file for a fiancee visa if the two of you have never met before. One of the requirements for the fiancee visa is a personal meeting within the last two years. And YOU will have to file lots of paperwork before she can even fill out her application.
She claims that she can come because she has a work or business visa.
Improbable. Check the validity of the visa. Get her to send a scanned picture of the visa and then check with the issuing Embassy. Some women offer to come on a work visa and then to get a fiancee visa later. They will usually ask you to pay for travel. If you believe her to be honest then buy her the tickets instead of giving her the money.
You find her ads still posted on other sites after you start making arrangements for you.
She may not remember to remove ads from multiple sites after she connected with you. Also, some agencies may keep selling her address to increase profits. Try replying to these other profiles with new email addresses that you set up for this reason, and see what happens.
She wants you to pay for her Internet connection because it is too expensive. The average salary in Russia is only about $200.00 a month or so. If it is the first thing asked for, then your scam-alert bells should be ringing
She seldom if ever uses your real name in conversation. It is always dear, or honey, or their Russian equivalent.
There is a strong possibility it is a scam because she could just be sending out a form letter to 20 other guys saying the same things. If there are specific answers to specific questions that you have asked in your previous communications, then it could be legit.
She expresses love for you before you are hardly through your first few emails.
SCAM Alert!! This is almost surely a scam
She says that she is very attracted to you, and you are a lot older than she is.
This one is a 50/50 scammer possibility. Many young women in Russia will prefer men who are 10 to 20 years older. That being said, it is also true that Russian scammers target older western men because they are soft touches.
She does not ask for money but she keeps mentioning her desperate financial situation in every letter.
She may be trying to get you to offer money to her as a subtle scam, or she may just really be poor. So test her attachment to you by mentioning that you do not have that much money yourself. You make just enough to get by. If she still continues communicating with you, then she is likely honest. If she stops, she is either a scammer or else a gold digger. Either way, you are better off without her
She just talks about the same topics over and over to the point where it looks like she is cutting and pasting stuff from previous emails into this one.
Almost guaranteed to be a cut and paste scammer. They will lose track of what they have already told you because they are sending the same boiler plate text to so many guys. Try sending her mail using a different name and address (like a post office box) and see if you get the same stuff there as well.
She cannot give you a phone number because she does not have a phone.
Likely true. Many places in Russia do not have phones in every house.
Better yet, seek your future wife in North America:
Here is a great place to find the best dating sites on the Internet.
http://www.top100datingpersonals.com/top10datingpersonals.php
Thursday, August 30, 2012
Chat Online
My cousin has had the worst luck of anyone I have ever met, one day as children he climbed a hugh tree that looked like a totem pole in his grandmothers yard and “you guessed it” he got stuck up there. As the fire department showed up a crowd began to gather in front of the house to see the moron that got stuck in the tree, they used a large ladder which one of the fireman climbed to rescue him and bring him safely to the ground. As I watched in disbelief I thought “what would possess someone to climb that far up a tree in the first place”, but knowing this guy it wasn’t hard to understand why. One summer afternoon we decided to go swimming at the local park, it was the favorite place for all the kids to swim and as usual trouble followed, he decided to show off his diving techniques against my protests and as he hit the water his bathing suit fell off, again another crowd.
Things just got worse for him when he started high school, he got the hots for some girl but she really didn't feel the same way about him.One day she told him if he wanted to loss his virginity he should meet her in the school after classes and to get ready for a hot time. I tried to explain to him that it was trick, but he wouldn't listen. Unbeknown to him she rounded up all the girls in school to wait in the library, she then told him to undress down to his shorts and meet her in the gym and he complied. As he hurried in to the gym the lights came on and there he was standing in front of half the school in his jockey shorts, there’s another gathering.
We both started college the same time and I was sure things were going to start looking up for him, but this was not to be. He really wasn't very popular so if someone asked him to join their group he would jump at the chance to meet some girls and hopefully make some new acquaintances, but more times than not they were only interested in making him the butt of their jokes. One night a bunch of creeps invited him to go skinny dipping with them in the park pool. I warned him against going but he was floating on air and wouldn't listen to me. They goaded him to be the first one in and as he got into the water, they all piled into their cars, took his clothes and drove off into the night abandoning him there wet and naked. As he ran down the road clutching his private parts he was spotted by several motorists who then informed the police, he was told he should be charged with indecent exposure but when he told them his story they felt sorry for him and called me to come down with some clothes for him to put on and take him home. I really felt sad for him and it infuriated me to see people treating him like that. He was, and still is, someone who would bend over back wards for anyone.
While my girlfriend and I were visiting him one evening she suggested that he try an online chat service, she explained that he doesn’t even have to leave his house and since he will be chatting online there’s nothing to be nervous about. She told him that he can get to know the woman by chatting with her and then later on maybe exchange photos, and if she is looking forward to meeting him just see where it leads. I told him you're a great guy and you have much everything to offer a women and it hurts me to see you alone. I want you to be happy so please try it for me.
After several failed attempts at different sites he finally discovered what he was looking for. He found a link that lead him to more sites then he could imagine and the perfect woman. He has never been happier and I can see in her eyes that she really loves him too. That was a year ago and they're still going strong.
So take it from me some chat services know there stuff. You just have to find the right one. So if you're having trouble getting to know someone and need a little help then try the link below.
http://www.top100datingpersonals.com/videodating.php
Friday, August 17, 2012
Five Toes Or Two
One of my friends spilled my messenger address to this guy, and surprisingly, I found myself chatting with him for a couple of months. At that point it just seemed natural for us to meet for lunch to see where our budding relationship might go. He lived quite some distance from me, but agreed to meet me on my turf. Imagine my surprise when he showed up in an old truck. We are not talking “classic car” here, we are talking JUNKER. My loser detector went on full alert!
I greeted him at the door and was completely underwhelmed to say the least. He looked like he just came from a construction site, he was completely unkempt and his clothes were dirty, dusty and smelly. He then told me I would have to drive because there was a hole in the floorboard on the passenger side and he did not want me falling through.
We decided to go to an Chinese buffet. It was nice and the food was quite tasty. My assumption that things were getting better were unfortunately short lived. After telling me how nice I looked, always nice to hear, he proceeded to tell me that he only had two toes on one foot (like I really gave a shit) and how he had lost them as a child playing with his father's rifle. He then told me that he did not have a job. He had lied to me so I would go out with him. He said he was about to lose his house that I found out wasn't a house at all but a friend's garage. Next this pathetic loser started to cry that he was not good looking enough to attract a girl, he had no job, and no prospects. What could I do but just pat his hand and tell him to be patient that there is someone out there for him and that things will work out for him eventually. He did not have enough money to pay for my lunch so we had to go dutch; at which point we went to my apartment.
As we stood at my apartment door he remembered that he had bought a gift for me and that he had left it in the truck. He asked me what my favourite colour was and I said it was yellow. He then ran down the hall in excitement. I wondered what the heck he could have for me that was yellow, and I soon found out. I was totally stunned when he returned with his yellow gift. A bunch of bananas for crying out loud. I was completely speechless. At this point I was informed that since he had too much to drink, he would have to spend the night. I told him (over my dead body) and tried to push him out the door. I could not budge him so I did the only thing I could do. I attacked him with my bananas, hurling them at him until he backed up into the hall, then I slammed the door! He screamed at me to let him in, but there was no way that was happening. I yelled at him he could stuff his bananas up his butt. Then I told him to leave or I would call the cops. Thank God he left before I had to go through that too.
It was a life altering date. I have since moved and no longer allow my friends to fix me up.
I think I will join a dating site, hopefully one that doesn’t have any banana toting sex pots.
Online Dating Sites
I greeted him at the door and was completely underwhelmed to say the least. He looked like he just came from a construction site, he was completely unkempt and his clothes were dirty, dusty and smelly. He then told me I would have to drive because there was a hole in the floorboard on the passenger side and he did not want me falling through.
We decided to go to an Chinese buffet. It was nice and the food was quite tasty. My assumption that things were getting better were unfortunately short lived. After telling me how nice I looked, always nice to hear, he proceeded to tell me that he only had two toes on one foot (like I really gave a shit) and how he had lost them as a child playing with his father's rifle. He then told me that he did not have a job. He had lied to me so I would go out with him. He said he was about to lose his house that I found out wasn't a house at all but a friend's garage. Next this pathetic loser started to cry that he was not good looking enough to attract a girl, he had no job, and no prospects. What could I do but just pat his hand and tell him to be patient that there is someone out there for him and that things will work out for him eventually. He did not have enough money to pay for my lunch so we had to go dutch; at which point we went to my apartment.
As we stood at my apartment door he remembered that he had bought a gift for me and that he had left it in the truck. He asked me what my favourite colour was and I said it was yellow. He then ran down the hall in excitement. I wondered what the heck he could have for me that was yellow, and I soon found out. I was totally stunned when he returned with his yellow gift. A bunch of bananas for crying out loud. I was completely speechless. At this point I was informed that since he had too much to drink, he would have to spend the night. I told him (over my dead body) and tried to push him out the door. I could not budge him so I did the only thing I could do. I attacked him with my bananas, hurling them at him until he backed up into the hall, then I slammed the door! He screamed at me to let him in, but there was no way that was happening. I yelled at him he could stuff his bananas up his butt. Then I told him to leave or I would call the cops. Thank God he left before I had to go through that too.
It was a life altering date. I have since moved and no longer allow my friends to fix me up.
I think I will join a dating site, hopefully one that doesn’t have any banana toting sex pots.
Online Dating Sites
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